So, another perk about my new kick-ass job (KAJ, for short), is that we get to choose our own titles. So my job description is Account Executive, but that's not my title. Get it? I get to PICK my title.
Prince Charles doesn't even get to do that. "Prince" was chosen eons ago.
Take that, Royalty.
Here are some titles other office mates have:
Speaker of the House
Master of Domains
Here are some titles I'm considering:
Czar of Bluezoomssia
I'm currently favoring the last one. For those of you minions who don't have Velo News as your homepage, a Directeur Sportif is a cycling team director/coach. Johan Bruyneel is an example. He coache(s)(ed) Lance. Sidenote: Contador should bail and find another team.
Help me brainstorm, people. Send me ideas and/or vote on the three I have chosen. This is very important! This title will go on my business card! I use them all the time for free sandwich drawings.
How cool will that be when I win a free sandwich?
Quiznos: Hello, can I speak to Joanna, Directeur Sportif?
Quiznos: You've won a free sandwich!